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Yoda has spoken. Get your stomachs ready as we’ve got the best Star Wars joke collection collected from every part of the universe.
Star Wars Jokes on Memorable Characters
As a well-loved movie series, the characters of Star Wars are very iconic and memorable. But due to the quirky names, detailed stories, and sci-fi setting, Star Wars have become a joke favorite for kids and adults alike.
Darth Vader Jokes
- How did Darth Vader know what he was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
- Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader? Because calling him Master Vader made all the Stormtroopers giggle.
- How does Darth Vader like his steaks? Well, done done done, done da done, done da done!
- Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side and become Darth Vader!
- Did you know Darth Vader was Jewish? You can tell because he cut up his force kin!
Princess Leia Jokes
- Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus? Because she went to woo Han!
- Why did Princess Leia leave Han Solo? Because he always shoots first!
- Who Did Princess Leia’s Hair (My daughter’s joke)? Darth Braider!
- What did Yoda say to Princess Lea after the separation from Han Solo? May divorce be with you!
- Why do Star Wars episodes 4-5-6 come before 1-2-3? Because in charge of planning, Yoda was!
- What is Yoda’s favorite car brand? A To-Yoda!
- What did Yoda say when he studied figures of speech? Metaphors be with you!
- Why does Yoda always bring a camera? Because he loves taking Yoda-graphs!
- Yoda: Why was five afraid of seven? Because six seven eight!
- Why is Yoda a good gardener? Because he has green fingers!
Han Solo Jokes
- What is Han Solo’s favorite car brand? Ford!
- Ben: I’m tired of being the only child. Han: You’re not the only child! Ben: What? Han: You’re the Solo child! Ben: *stabs Han Solo using a lightsaber*
- What is Han Solo’s favorite video game? FPS!
- Why can’t Han Solo create an employment agency? Because it would be called Han Jobs!
Luke Skywalker Jokes
- What is Luke Skywalker’s favorite type of store? The second-hand shop!
- Why does Luke Skywalker not have a girlfriend? He looked for love in Alderaan places!
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker? I Yam your father!
- What sickness does Luke hate the most? Luke-kemia!
- What kind of car does Chewbacca drive? He doesn’t have one! Ewoks!
- Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test? He made a few Wookiee errors!
- What does a Wookie steak taste like? It’s a little Chewy!
- What do you call a socially aware Chewbacca? A “wokie”!
- What award did Chewbacca win? Wookie of the year!
- R2-D2 was the most vulgar movie character in Star Wars. They bleeped out every word he said!
- Does R2-D2 have any brothers? No, only transistors!
- Does R2-D2 have a dog version? Yes, it’s K9D2!
- When C-3PO is naked, he is see-through PO!
- Han Solo: “C-3PO, give me a countdown for Millenium Falcon’s take-off!” C-3PO: “10, 8, 6, 4..” Han: “What are you doing?” C-3PO: “You told me to never tell you the odds.”
- Who balances Darth Vader’s assets and taxes? CPA-3PO
- What does C-3PO have on his feet? Robotoes
Jabba The Hutt Jokes
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? I don’t remember. The!~ (duh!)
- Why does Jabba the Hutt have a greenish face? So he won’t be confused with Donald!
- What do you call big booties? Jabba the Butt!
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s favorite song? Moves Like Jabba!
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s motto? I didn’t choose the slug life; the slug life chose me!
Obi-Wan Kenobi Jokes
- Can Obi-Wan obi? Yes, Obi-Wan Kenobi!
- Obi-Wan Kenobi walks into a bakery and says: “I’ll take 2 of these,” The baker replies: “There’s only one cannoli.”
- What is Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite song? Red Hot Chili Peppers – Higher Ground!
- What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say at a restaurant? ”Use the fork, Luke!”
- What was Obi-Wan Kenobi’s favorite place to hang out? The Maul!
Kylo Ren Jokes
- Why was Kylo Ren embarrassed at McDonald’s? It was his First Order!
- Why is Kylo Ren always so angry? Because he’s Ben Solo all his life!
- What is Kylo Ren’s favorite pizza? Supreme Leader!
- Why doesn’t Kylo Ren’s lightsaber look like a normal lightsaber? Because it’s a First Order approximation!
Darth Maul Jokes
- Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they’re going to cut the sales by half!
- What does Darth Maul like in his coffee? Half and half!
- What did Darth Maul say to Obi-Wan in the desert? Sorry, I forgot the other half of the joke!
Sheev Palpatine Jokes
- What did the feminist Jedi say to Emperor Palpatine? Check your privilege, sith lord!
- What was Emperor Palpatine’s favorite type of cheese? Gouda!
- What is Emperor Palpatine’s favorite road? Route 66!
Padme Amidala Jokes
- Padme: “Anakin, you’re breaking my heart!” Anakin: “Don’t be silly Padme, it’s called a neck.”
- What did Padme experience during their wedding night? The rise of Skywalker!
- What did Anakin say to Padme during their wedding night? Let’s see those Naboobies!
- Why don’t Ewoks yell inside? Because they use their Endor voices!
- An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whisky and …… soda.” The bartender says, “Sure—but why the little pause?” “Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
Jar-Jar Binks Jokes
- What is Jar Jar Binks’ favorite food? Meesa Soup!
- Which credit card does Jar-Jar Binks use? Mee-sa!
- How can you tell if your nerd friend is out of his mind? He dresses up as Jar Jar Binks at Comic-Con!
- Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo!
- What car does Boba Fett drive? A CorVette!
- What is Bobba Fettt’s favorite drink? Boba Tea!
Star Wars Jokes About The Daily Life Of Jedis
Although being a Star Wars Jedi means having a cool lightsaber and telekinetic powers, they sometimes struggle with simple things in life. And from their struggle, comes our fun jokes to laugh at.
- What do you call a Jedi from Korea? The Joseon One!
- Why was a Jedi killed by Mandalorians? They used shotguns!
- Why do Jedis always burn their pancakes? Because they won’t turn to the dark side!
- Why can’t a Jedi send photos, documents, and images in an e-mail? Attachments are forbidden!
- Who was the first Jedi? Isaac Newton!
Star Wars Jokes About The Struggles Of Being A Stormtrooper
Aside from having inaccurate laser guns, getting choked by force masters, and life-threatening encounters with monsters, a stormtrooper in Star Wars deals with other menial tasks in life.
Here are some of their funny encounters.
- Why did the storm trooper buy the iPhone? He couldn’t find the droid he was looking for!
- Why are stormtroopers so inaccurate? Because they’re imperial!
- It is recommended to wear a stormtrooper helmet every time you ride on a motorcycle to avoid hitting anything!
- What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store? The store next to the Target!
Star Wars Jokes About “The Dark Side”
Sure enough, being the bad guy in Star Wars can be fun.
They can shoot here and there, destroy a random nearby planet, and wear cool hoodies. But below are some of the funny daily life encounters that Sith lords and their henchmen have to deal with.
- What do you call a nervous Sith Lord? Panakin Skywalker!
- Why can’t Sith lords cook? Because the food always turns to the dark side!
Death Star Jokes
As cool and as deadly as the Death Star in Star Wars is, it is not safe from jokes due to its very faulty design and being likened to an inverted nipple.
- Why would someone need a Death Star? For Alderaan reasons!
- Who’s the Death Star’s greatest country singer? Darth Brooks.
How do you make Star Wars jokes funnier? By creating crossover jokes with other loved movies. Below are some of the best crossover jokes that you’ll ever find.
- Villains comparing their genocide abilities. Darth Vader: *destroys a planet using Death Star* Thanos: *smirks, and snaps*
- Kylo Ren: “That’s my lightsaber!” Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones: “No! It belongs in a museum.”
- Luke dressed as a Stormtrooper opens a cell: “I’ve come to rescue you!” The Joker: “Wrong cell buddy!”
Jokes About “The Force”
Many Jedi masters in Star Wars say that wielding “the force” needs responsibility. But hey it’s convenient, might as well use it for everyday convenience!
- Why is The Force like duct tape? It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together!
- Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Previous episode: Star Wars: The Force Is Sleeping
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