Paris Jokes That Will Make You Eiffel In-Lourve

If you’re looking for a lively city with a rich culture, then Paris is a great place to visit. Did you know that Paris has the second most visited art museum in the world? It’s called the Louvre.

If you have ever been to Paris, or planning to visit the city, you will definitely love these in-seine-ly Paris jokes, puns, one liners, and some funny quotes!

Hilarious Paris Jokes and Puns

  • What did the French bread say to the cheese?
    • “You’re not just cheesy; you’re the brie-est, the cheddar of compliments!”
  • Why don’t French people ever get lost?
    • Because they always know the “s’en-terre” (center) of things, or at least they pretend they do while sipping on café au lait!
  • How do you make a French laugh on a Monday?
    • Tell them it’s already Wednesday, and watch as they frantically try to catch up on their “French time-travel”!
  • Why did the French cat sit by the Eiffel Tower?
    • It wanted to be “purr-isian” for a while, soaking in the romantic views and practicing its “Meow-lan Rouge” routine!
  • What did the French pastry say to the butter?
    • “You make life so much ‘flakier’ – it’s like we’re creating a delicious conspiracy together!”
  • What is the worst thing about the fire in Paris?
    • There’s Notre Dame thing we can do about it.
  • If high definition were invented in Paris, what would it be called?
    • The French resolution!
  • What is the number of men needed to defend Paris?
    • No one knows, it’s never been tried.
  • When French people meet new people, what do they say?
    • I hope your Degas great!
  • Why didn’t the family visit the Louvre?
    • They didn’t have the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh!
  • At the airport, what did the French woman say to the receptionist?
    • I am in great Henri to visit France!
  • What made the tourist want to visit France?
    • Because it was a beret good time!
  • Are you French?
    • Because Eiffel for you.
  • After charging the driver with DUI, what did the French policeman say?
    • Why were you Rodin your car under influence?
  • What are they saying in Paris, TX?
    • Oui-haw!
  • In a dumpster behind a Paris McDonald’s, you’ll find plenty of what?
    • French Flies.
  • What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it fell over?
    • The I Fell Tower!
  • I have my eyes on New York. My brain is in Stockholm. My heart is in Paris. What am I?
    • Dead.
  • How was Quasimodo found by the Paris police?
    • They followed a hunch.
  • Do you know why Parisians have only one egg for breakfast?
    • Because in France one egg is un œuf.
  • What is the name of the slums in Paris?
    • The baghetto
  • Don’t jump into the water unless you want people to think you’re in Seine.
  • In Paris, I tried climbing the tower, but Eiffel.
  • Bring your jacket to Versailles, it’s very gold there!
  • Some Parisians are very religious, and some want Nun of it.
  • Paris is so delicious they should call it the City of Bites. 
  • I couldn’t come to Paris without my French coat.
  • Paris, Marseilles, and Lyon are all great French cities.
    • But there’s only one Nice city.
  • DaVinci and Michelangelo got into an argument, but it ended in a draw.
  • In Paris, I went to a cafe and the barista insulted me.
    • It was a regular French roast.
  • Some people are named after the place where they were born.
    • For example Brooklyn, Paris.
    • My friend Ally doesn’t agree.
  • This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris.
    • Effectively crippling the French military.
  • “Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately.”
    • Worry not, Commissioner, I’ve already changed my Facebook profile picture.
  • Paris is a very France-y city. 
    • I decided to go to Paris on a whim.
    • I learned I could only get there by plane.

Funny Paris Quotes

  • Paris is the only city in the world that starving still considered art.
    • —Carlos Ruiz Zafon
  • It is perfectly possible to be enamored of Paris while remaining totally indifferent or even hostile to the French.
    • —James Baldwin
  • In Paris, everybody wants to be an actor; nobody is content to be a spectator.
    • —Jean Cocteau
  • To err is human. To loaf is Parisian.
    • —Victor Hugo

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