Dance Jokes That Never Fail to Get to the Pointe

Dancing is a great way of exercising. However, it is not just a way to dance that makes it fun. It is also a way to make jokes and make people laugh. Dance jokes are the best way to make people laugh while they are enjoying themselves. 

It’s a known fact that dancers can have some pretty hilarious stories to tell about themselves. 

Today I would like to share with you some of the jokes that never fail to get me to the pointe.

Dance Jokes and Puns You’ll Laugh At

• Is there a reason why ballet dancers are so easy to talk to?
  • They always get right to the pointe!

• What is the number of dancer teachers needed to change a light bulb?
  • Five! Six! Seven! Eight!

• What is the name of a dance that begins at 10 am?
  • Attendance.

• How would you describe a fuzzy brown bear as a dancer?
  • A contemporHAIRY dancer!

• What is the best way to make a tissue dance?
  • You put a little boogie in it!

• In basketball, what do you call a ballet dancer who also shoots 3’s?
  • A BALLERina!

• One day, the hopeless dancer felt burned out. What did she say?
  • “What’s the pointe?!”

• Can you tell me what a dinner roll’s favorite dance is?
  • ABUNdance!

• How do you describe someone who dances on top of cars?
  • A morris dancer.

• What kind of dance does a plumber do?
  • A tap dance!

• What was the reason for the knives dancing together?
  • Because they looked sharp!

• Is there a reason why journalists are always successful ballroom dancers?
  • Because they’re able to follow even the most difficult lead. 

• What kind of mushroom likes to dance?
  • A fungi to be with. 

• What dance is known by all astronauts?
  • The moonwalk.

• Ghosts dance to what?
  • Soul music.

• In California, where can you dance?
  • San Fran-disco

• Can you tell me where fortune-tellers dance?
  • At the crystal ball.

• In the jam jar, why did the little kid dance?
  • Because the top said, “Twist to open.”

• When line dancers are tired, what do they do?
  • They Line Down.

• How would you define dancing?
  • It is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire.

• When pitchers want to dance, where do they go?
  • The Base Ball.

• Can you tell me what a vampire’s favorite dance is?
  • The Fang Tango.

• Lemons like what kind of dancing?
  • Merengue.

• Which type of dance is most popular with mothers?
  • The Mom-bo.

• Tacos love to dance, so what’s their favorite?
  • Salsa!

• What is the favorite dance of a snake?
  • The Mamba!

• What was Cinderella’s problem with tap dancing?
  • She kept losing her shoes!

• What is the first sign that a banana wants to dance?
  • When you see a banana shake!

• What makes tap dancing so dangerous?
  • You might fall in the sink!

• What was the scarecrow’s reason for not attending the dance?
  • He had no body to dance with.

Animal Dance Jokes You’ll Enjoy

• What kind of dance does an owl enjoy?
  • The hooooooola!

• On Thanksgiving, what’s the best dance to do?
  • The turkey trot.

• What is the one dance a duck will never perform?
  • The foxtrot.

• Hippies hate what dance?
  • A square dance.

• What makes dogs such bad dancers?
  • They have two left feet.

• What is a frog’s favorite dance?
  • The Lindy Hop.

Dance One-Liners You’ll Like

• I saw my ex yesterday and she promised to dance on my grave when I die.
  • ‘Good’ I said, ‘I’m being buried at sea’

• At the disco, I asked a girl if she wanted to dance.
  • She said, “Yes”, so I said, “Great, can I have your chair?”

• I went to a wedding dance once.
  • During the DJ’s “Twist” song, I did the twist.
  • When he played “Jump”, of course I jumped.
  • When he played “Come on Eileen”, well, I ended up getting arrested.

• In a recent dance competition, a winner was exposed as a racist.
  • She had alt the right moves.

• Dance problem:
  • I give an eyeroll when people find out I’m a dancer and ask me to split right then.  

• Dancer: I’m so tired. I need to get an early night tonight. 
  • Choreographs an entire show at 3 a.m. 

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