Humorous Lockdown Jokes to Help You Laugh on a Bad Day

It’s an unfortunate reality that things don’t always go as planned. Whether it be a natural disaster, a terrorist attack, or something unexpected at the office, sometimes life throws us curve balls and there’s nothing we can do to stop them from hitting us in the face. If this happens, it may seem like all hope is lost and you will never laugh again. However, don’t rush! Lockdown jokes are here to save the day!

They happen too often in this day and age, but that doesn’t mean we can’t find some humor in the situation. Enjoy these funny lockdown jokes to help you get through a bad day or make light of a tense situation!

Best Lockdown Jokes

  • Getting my packages at the door and bringing them in is my favorite outdoor activity.
  • Just because it’s nice to wake up already dressed for work, I sleep in pajamas.
  • It’s really odd that people keep asking me, “What’re you doing?” You know, obviously, I’m home with my best friends – screens!
  • I’m eagerly awaiting the end of this, so I can cancel my plans to stay home and watch Netflix.
  • Check your jeans every few days to make sure they fit. Pajamas will make you believe all is well in the kingdom.
  • I saw a neighbor talking to her cat this morning. She seemed to believe her cat understood her. My dog and I laughed a lot together when I told her what had happened.
  • There’s nothing like relaxing on the couch after a long day spent tense.
  • I’m at home on Day 121 and the dog is looking at me like, “See?” My reason for chewing on furniture!”
  • Yeah, I’ve got plans for tonight. Around 8 or 9 I’ll probably be in the living room!
  • Tired of staying at home with your family? Do you need a break? Take off your glasses and boom! They’ve vanished!
  • It seems that I am finally being punished for everything I didn’t get caught for when I was a  teenager.
  • I had planned to waste my prime years, but this pandemic ruins them.
  • Yesterday, I finished three books due to a lockdown. I can’t believe how much coloring that requires.

A lockdown joke can take the edge off of any bad day.  I bet these jokes gave you a lot of good laughs and made you smile. Let’s make some fun of lockdowns and share your jokes. 

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Megha Sharma

Megha is the heart of funnyjokestoday.com - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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