Best Golf Jokes for Any Golf Lovers Who Need a Laugh This Weekend

Golf is a great sport for a variety of reasons, from getting some exercise to spending time with friends and family. But sometimes it can be tough on the course, especially when you’re not hitting your shots well!

Golf jokes are always a good way to lighten up your day!

So, pull up your favorite chair and enjoy some great laughs with these hilarious golf jokes that will have you rolling on the ground in no time!

Funniest Golf Jokes 

  • What did the golfer do when he lost his ball in the forest?
    • He started teeing off – and the trees suddenly learned how to dodge!
  • Why don’t golfers ever get lost?
    • Because they always follow the fairway, and the fairway never leads to Narnia!
  • How do you make a golfer laugh on the course?
    • Tell them a tee-riffic joke and watch their swing turn into a chuckle-putt!
  • Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks?
    • In case he got a hole-in-one! You never know when your feet might celebrate a birdie too.
  • What do you call a golfer with an extra pair of pants?
    • Prepared! Because nothing says readiness like having a backup pair of pants for those “hole”-y moments.
  • What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music?
    • Swing! It’s all about that rhythm that makes their game “swing” with style!
  • Why do golfers hate cake so much?
    • They might get a slice.
  • The lion playing golf is called?
    • Roarin’ Mcilroy
  • Did you do well at your last hole?
    • Depressed
  •  On any given day, where can you find one hundred doctors in the same place??
    • A golf course!
  • “You’re late on the tee, John.”
    • “Yes, well being a Sunday, I had to toss a coin to see if I  should go to church or go and play golf.”
    • “Okay, but why are you so late?”
    • “I had to toss it 15 times!”
  • What’s a golfer’s worst nightmare?
    • The Bogeyman.
  • Why are golf courses so hot after tournaments?
    • Because all the fans leave.
  • When does it become too wet to play golf?
    • When your golf cart capsizes.
  • Why is it that computers are so good at golf?
    • Because they have hard drives.
  • Among golfers, which bird is their favorite?
    • Any birdie will do.
  • Why do golfers carry pair of gloves?
    • In case they get a hole in one.
  • Why did Tarzan spend so much time at the golf club?
    • He was perfecting his swing.
  • What is the easiest method to hook a ball?
    • Try to slice it!
  • When golfers go on dates, where do they go?
    • The golf ball!
  • What’s the best place to find a golfer on a Saturday night?
    • Clubbing.
  • What is the easiest shot in golf?
    • Your fourth putt.
  • The lawyer from New York sent gifts to his clients.
    • The gift was a golf ball inscribed with the lawyer’s name.
    • One recipient emailed the lawyer back saying, “That’s the first time I’ve ever had a lawyer buy the balls.”
  • What is it about golfers that they always carry a spare pair of trousers with them?
    • In case they get a hole in one.

Funny Realizations Jokes While Playing Golf

  • Golfers who attempt to get their minds off work find that they end up taking up work to get their minds off golf.
  • Getting into golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
  • The game of golf is like marriage:
    • If you take yourself too seriously it won’t work… and it’s expensive.
  • Play Golf!
    • You hit the ball down so that it goes up.
    • You swing left so that the ball goes right.
    • The player with the lowest score wins, and on top of that the winner will purchase the drinks.
  •  The sport of golf is similar to taxes…
    • you go for the green and finish in the hole.
  • An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice…
    • once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.
  • Many golfers prefer a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count,
    • critique or laugh.
  • The interesting thing about golf is that no matter how bad you play,
    • it is always possible for you to get worse.
  • Golf is a game in which the slowest players in the world are those in front of you,
    • and the fastest are those behind.
  • Golf got its name because all of the other four letter words were taken.
    • Golf got its name because the other four-letter words had been claimed.
  • The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
    • In order to play golf successfully, it is important to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
  • Often, golfers will get confused with all the numbers…
    • they yell “fore” after shooting a “six”, then write “five”.

What Kind of Golfer Are You? 

Author’s Note

A golf game can be played by anyone, but not everyone will like it. If you know someone who enjoys golf and is in need of some fun this weekend, then these golf jokes are perfect! 

Tell them to everyone in the group, and watch everyone laugh and smile at the jokes! 

Looking for some laughs? Check out some of our collection of funny jokes which are assured to brighten up your day. 

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