35 Best Beach Jokes: Laugh Till You Float!

Summer is just around the corner, which means that many of us will spend our days at the beach. Whether it’s a day spent lounging under an umbrella or hours spent in water, you’ll need some jokes to keep your spirits high!

Luckily we have compiled 35 best beach jokes to keep you entertained. So sit back and relax while reading these hilarious jokes!

Fun Beach Jokes

What do you call a crab who plays baseball?
- A pinch hitter!
In sandcastles without doors, what do you call them?
- A “sand-in”!

What made the seagull bring a towel to the beach?
- Because it wanted to have a dry sense of humor!
What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
- King Neptune!

What was the reason for the lifeguard’s therapy?
- Because he had too many “shore”-related issues!
If you cross a shark with a snowman, what do you get?
- Frostbite!

The sick boat is used for what?
- To bring it to the dock!
Did the beach say anything as the tide came in?
- Long time, no sea.

Why did the banana use sunscreen at the beach?
- It refused to peel.
When the fisherman’s line got tangled, what did he say?
- Something a-piers to be wrong…

When Cinderella goes to the beach, what does she wear?
- Glass flippers.
What did the ocean have to say to the pirate?
- Not a sound—it just waved!

What kind of clothes do sheep wear to the beach?
- A baa-kini.
Can you tell me how much does it cost to attend the beach for a day?
- It’s just a few sand dollars.

Do you know about the martial arts fighters who fought on the beach?
- They engaged each other in sand-to-sand combat.
What do you call a rejected guitarist now living on the beach?
- A sea minor.
When very small beaches are crashing into the shore, what crashes?
- Micro-waves.
The crab crossed the beach for what reason?
- To get to the other tide.
Why does the beach always seem so confident?
- It’s 100% shore.

How does an ocean’s floor keep up to date with all the news?
- Of course, by following current events.
What type of hair does the ocean have?
- Wavy.
Which animal is the strongest at the beach?
- The mussels.
What is the best food to eat on the beach?
- A sand-wich.
Why is the beach so friendly?
- Because it always waves!

Have you heard about the race between the sand and the sea?
- Eventually, they tied.
The jellyfish blushed for what reason?
- Because of the sea weed.
Are there any kinds of sandwiches you can enjoy at the beach?
- Peanut butter and jellyfish.
When the sand got into a fight with the ocean, what did it say?
- “OMG, you’re such a beach!”
When the tree went to the beach, what did it wear?
- Swimming trunks.

In response to the beach towel,
- the parasol said: I’ve got you covered!
The police were called to the beach this summer for what reason?
- There was something fishy going on.

Hilarious Beach One-Liners

I am eager to make waves today!

Don’t you worry, beach happy!
Yo mama is so fat that she goes to the beach to sell shades.
I’m going to swim at the beach, water you doing today?
Shell-ebration! It’s time to mash the coral!
Sorry about the resting beach face.

I attempted a pun about water but everyone sea straight through it, and when people complain they are normally just being a beach.
For my birthday all I got was sand. I do appreciate the sediment, however.
Where there is a will, there is a wave.
A walk to the beach can be rocky sometimes.

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Author’s Note

When summer is finally coming to an end, it means that the beach season will soon be over. Sure, you might not want summer to end yet, but there’s no need to feel down! After all, there are plenty of things in life worth laughing at.

If you are looking for some laughs, check out our collection of funny jokes guaranteed to make your day better and keep you going during the fall/winter months ahead.