Camel Jokes To Fill Your Thirst With Laughter

The camel is a one-humped or a single-humped dromedary type of camel native to the dry desert areas of southern Arabia, northern Africa, and Western Asia. 

People have been telling and writing camel jokes, puns and one liners for a long time. They live in the desert and are capable of surviving for a long period without food or water. 

I hope you enjoy and find these jokes about camels amusing. Fish jokes and elephant jokes are also popular, or if you prefer something different, you might like pizza puns that will keep you laughing all day. 

Funny Camel Jokes

  • How do you refer to a three-humped camel?
    • Pregnant!
  • After eating his main course, where does a camel go?
    • He walks straight to the desert trolley.
  • What is the favorite nursery rhyme of a baby camel?
    • “Hump-ty Dumpty.”
  • What made the camel cross the road?
    • Because there are no chickens in the desert.
  • What is the proper way to serve tea to a camel?
    • One hump or two?
  • What do you call a camel that looks the same from both sides?
    • A palindromedary!
  • What is the difference between a one humped and two humped camel?
    • A hump.
  • Have you heard about the camel that was accused of stock fraud?
    • He took part in a hump and dump scheme.
  • Why don’t you see Camels going to school with cows?
    • Because they don’t want to put up with that drama dairy.
  • Have you heard about the camel who got a job playing a cow on Broadway?
    • She was a real drama dairy.
  • How do you describe a thirsty camel?
    • A dry humper.
  • How do a camel and a Russian differ?
    • A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking, but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
  • How do you refer to a frozen camel?
    • Lost.
  • What does a camel do with a pudding?
    • Walks through the desert.
  • Have you heard about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch?
    • It’s been called a dairy drama about a dromedary.

Hilarious Camel Puns

  • A camel like that is great at hiding.
    • He’s a real camel-leon!
  • The camel looked at the Sahara and said, “Long time no sea!”
  • A camel’s favorite holiday destination is Camel-roon.
  • What is sweet and walks across the desert?
    • A Caramel. 
  • What makes camels blend in so well with their surroundings?
    • They use camel-flage.
  • How does a camel cross the desert without going hungry?
    • Because of all the sand-wiches there!
  • What did the camel tell the oasis?
    • I will never desert you!
  • Why was Camel-lot famous?
    • For its knight-life.
  • What makes camels blend in so well with their surroundings?
    • They use camel-flage.
  • How do you refer to a camel without a hump?
    • Humphrey (Hump-free).
  • Can you name a camel’s favourite food?
    • Desert.
  • When a camel hides, what does it do?
    • Camelflage.
  • Where would you park a camel?
    • The Camelot.
  • How do you describe a camel covered in plastic that has no hump?
    • Llamanated.
  • When a camel eats another camel, what do you call them?
    • A camibal.

Humorous Camel One Liners

  • One time, I tried riding a camel instead of a horse.
    • It had its ups and downs.
  • Climbing a camel isn’t as difficult as they say.
    • Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
  • I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
    • I usually smoke Marlboro but hey… a deal’s a deal.
  • Camels can work without drinking all week.
    • A man can drink all week without working.
  • When you cross a camel with a cow,
    • you will end up with a lumpy milkshake.
  • A zookeeper once caught me smoking a camel when I was a kid.
    • I told him I’d kill a giraffe too if he didn’t keep his mouth shut.

We hope you enjoyed our post on camel jokes, puns, and one liners. We know you can use these to have fun with your friends and family, please share them with others so that we can all have a good laugh. 

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