NBA Jokes That Will Make You Laugh as You Dribble Away Your Worries

Life is serious. Too serious, sometimes! So, let us take a breather and laugh at some funny stuff. And who better to conjure up some comedy gold than our favorite NBA players, right? Check out these funniest NBA jokes to help you laugh as you dribble away your worries about your favorite team.

The NBA season has been in full swing for a while, and it’s been an exciting year, with the Boston Celtics and the Golden State Warriors playing stellar basketball. All of this good play has got us thinking, who has been going above and beyond, and who’s been playing under the radar?

Hilarious NBA Jokes

  • In China, who is their favorite NBA team? [REDACTED]
  • Losing their spot in the NBA playoffs cost the Miami Heat how much? 10-15 Bucks.
  • How come certain NBA players have such a hard time getting up in the morning? They think they’re already up.
  • Are there any NBA players who move like mice? S. Curry
  • When the Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Finals, what do Cavaliers fans do? He turns off the PlayStation 4.
  • What made people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited? Because he was always putting on Airs.
  • Does Donald Trump have a favorite NBA player? John Wall.
  • What do you call a group of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA.
  • If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the NBA Finals, what do Cavaliers fans do? He turns off the PlayStation 4.
  • What is the reason why the Philadelphia 76ers don’t have a website? They can’t string three “Ws” together.
  • How are the New York Knicks and a dollar bill different? You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
  • To change a tire, how many New York Knicks players does it take? One, unless it’s a blowout, in which case they all show up.
  • What time would it be if a basketball team chased a baseball team? Five after nine.
  • Why does Albany not have a professional basketball team? Because then New York City would want one too.
  • Among all Star Wars characters, who has the best basketball skills? Kobe Wan Kenobi.
  • Can you tell me what the NBA has in common with crayons? The whites are useless.
  • NBA defensive player of the year should go to Rudy Gobert. He just single-handedly shut down the whole league.
  • It would be great to play in the NBA, but God gave me 10” in the wrong place.
  • I have an idea for a Fast Food restaurant themed after the NBA. It’s called Shake-Shaq.
  • At the NBA finals tonight, two girls walk out of the locker room. One looks at the other and says, “I can’t believe I just spent 15 bucks.”
  • The NBA has updated its travel rules. Rather than dribbling, players are now allowed to take a great leap forward.
  • I love Black History Month, but why isn’t there a Black Future Month so I know who to bet on in NBA games?
  • The friend asked me to name all the NBA players. I politely declined and told him that they already have names.
  • When Lebron James walks into a bar, a bartender asks, “Are you here to watch the NBA finals?””

NBA Funny Short Sayings

  • I’ve got five fouls and I plan on using them.
  • There are so many bricks, this must be a construction site.
  • Shoot hoops – not people.
  • On fire and I’m not stopping.
  • Basketball is my favorite season.
  • You can build a wall with all of these bricks!
  • I’m the player your coach warned you about.
  • Actions speak louder than your coaches.
  • Pass? Just go for rebounds.
  • What did you do to your teammates that made you have to guard me?

NBA jokes are one of the things that bring entertainment to the game of basketball. The game of basketball is one of the most loved games in the world. It is loved not only because of the game itself but also because the players are entertainers.

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