Salt Jokes You’ll Never Get Sick of Laughing

Salt is an integral part of almost every meal. It enhances the flavor of our food and makes it yummier. 

You can’t really imagine your food without salt. But Salt can be a funny thing. From seasoning and preserving food to an agent of change in science, salt can have an interesting effect on our lives. 

Our blog will delve into the funniest salt jokes ever. Enjoy and never get salty! 

Funny Salt Puns

  • What did the salt tell his girlfriend?
    • Wow, you’re so-dium beautiful!
  • Salt that is fifteen years old is called what?
    • A salt-teen.
  • The baker was arrested for what reason?
    • Excessive salt in batter.
  • Can you tell me what British fish drink?
    • Salt-Tea.
  • Can you tell me about the four seasons?
    • Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
  • What kind of fish consists only of salt?
    • A tu-na.
  • My favorite planet is Salt-turn.
  • Salt-ellite – A salt shaker in orbit.
  • You accidentally put salt in your tea instead of sugar…
    • It just becomes saltea. 
  • What is it about salt that makes everything taste better?
    • Because it’s sodi-yummm!
  • Did you know you had a dangerous weapon at your dinner table?
    • It’s called an a-salt rifle.
  • I love salt jokes…
    • They’re just sodium funny.

Silly Salt Jokes 

  • What’s a salt’s preferred game of hide and seek?
    • “Sodium hide and seek,” where it always adds a dash of surprise to the game!
  • Why did the salt enroll in school?
    • To sprinkle a little “seasoning” of knowledge into its life and become the wisest grain around!
  • How does a salt express remorse?
    • It says, “I’m truly ‘salt-y’ about my behavior – I promise not to rub it in!”
  • What’s the term for an uppity seasoning?
    • It’s a salt with an “elevated sodium personality” – it always adds a pinch of snobbery to the dish!
  • Why did the salt bid farewell to the pepper?
    • Because the relationship was just too “spicy” to handle, and salt decided to savor its solo life!
  • How do you tickle a salt’s sense of humor?
    • You sprinkle it with a generous helping of jokes and watch it dissolve into giggles!
  • What do quarterbacks enjoy doing at dinner?
    • Pass the salt.
  • What did the salt tell the rest of the spices in the spice drawer?
    • Quit pinching me!
  • What kind of salt has the best vision?
    • Sea salt.
  • Can anyone tell me a joke about salt?
    • Na.
  • What foods can improve your intelligence?
    • Salt, because it’s a MINED food. 
  • What do you call a war hero covered in salt?
    • A seasoned veteran.
  • You get a solution when you mix salt and water. What do you get when you mix salt and battery?
    • Arrested.
  • Have you heard about the man with dementia floating out into the great salt lake?
    • He was drifting slowly into salinity.
  • What makes whales swim only in salt water?
    • Pepper water makes them sneeze.
  • Did you know that cat’s tails fall off if they are poured with salt?
    • It’s true! And if you pour pepper on a cat’s tail, the pepper will also fall off.
  • When you fling salt into a tavern, what do you get?
    • A barnacle (a.k.a. bar-na-cl).
  • After being pepper-sprayed, what did the salt say?
    • That’s nothing to sneeze at.
  • What do you call it when salt meets pepper?
    • Seasons greetings.
  • Is there a difference between a molecule of table salt and the late Sean Connery?
    • One has an ionic bond. The other was the iconic Bond.
  • When Mr. Salt has back pain, who does he go to?
    • Dr. Pepper.
  • Salt’s friend survived the apocalypse, but how?
    • He was a doomsday pepper.
  • Did you hear about the guy who ate salt like it was a drug?
    • Don’t worry, he was cured.
  • What do you call a sodium molecule with a gun?
    • A salt with a deadly weapon
  • How come a ring of salt surrounds the rim of a margarita glass?
    • To keep the spirits from escaping.
  • Is there a difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?
    • One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt 
  • How do you describe sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing implement from the sea?
    • A salt with a deadly wetpen.
  • How can a product with 70% less salt be bad?
    • When you’re buying salt.
  • Why did the family get angry at the boy for eating at the funeral?
    • While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
  • Seawater is it salty?
    • Because the sand never waves back? 

Hilarious Salt One Liners 

  • I was told I looked like a salt shaker by someone.
    • I took it as a condiment.
  • My ex-girlfriend got dumped by her new fling, but I promise I didn’t add salt to the wound.
    • That would just add in salt to injury.
  • In order to remedy my condition, the doctor told me to rub salt on my entire body.
    • Now I’m cured.
  • My cellphone is now covered in salt.
    • Now it’s a saxaphone.
  • I once ate dinner with a Grand Master of chess in a restaurant with checkered tablecloth…
    • It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
  • A sodium compound was thrown at me.
    • I think it was a salt.
  • There is an email going around offering processed pork, Gelatin and salt in a can.
    • If you receive this email, do not open it. It’s spam.
  • A sitcom about a saltwater fish and freshwater fish starting a family would be interesting to me.
    • It’s called “Brackish”.
  • My doctor said I needed to cut back on my sodium intake…
    • but I tend to take everything he says with a grain of salt.
  • Woman are like salt to my life,
    • they raise my blood pressure.

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Author’s Note

In the world of humor, salt always adds a savory touch to our laughs. So, keep your jokes seasoned and your spirits high, just like a pinch of salt in your favorite dish!

We hope these salt jokes make you laugh and make you smile. Is there a funny salt joke we missed? Please share it with us in the comments below so that everyone can enjoy it.  

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Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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