Most Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You LOL Like No Other

Nothing is as great a stress-buster as a good joke. When you’ve had a long day, a joke is the perfect way to relax. They keep you in a good humour and keep you in a jovial mood. 

So, if you want to break the ice or spread some cheer among people, these hilarious jokes are for you.

Hilarious Jokes and Puns

• When a snowman throws a tantrum, what do you call it?
  • A meltdown.
• What was the coach’s reason for yelling at the vending machine?
  • He wanted his quarter back.
• If you see a fireman, what should you do?
  • Put it out, man! 
• Can you tell me what kind of shorts clouds wear?
  • Thunderwear. 
• How does a squid fight?
  • Well-armed.
• What part of your body dies last when you die?
  • The pupils…they dilate.
• If you crossbreed a shark and a cow, what do you get?
  • I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
• Do electric cars and diarrhea have anything in common?
  • The idea, “I will make it home.”
• Can you tell me what kind of tea is hard to swallow?
  • Reality.
• Is there a reason why the golfer brought two pairs of pants?
  • In case he got a hole in one.
• What makes football stadiums so cold?
  • It has lots of fans!
• Why are elephants so wrinkled?
  • Have you ever tried to iron one?
• What is the hardest part of learning to skydive?
  • The ground!
• What makes ducks so good at basketball?
  • They make fowl shots!
• What makes ghosts bad liars?
  • Because you can see right through them!
• Can you tell me what the pencil said to the paper?
  • “Write on!”
• When you cross a rabbit with a shellfish, what do you get?
  • An oyster bunny!
• Is there a reason why leopards cannot hide?
  • Because he’s always spotted!
• What made the scarecrow win an award?
  • It was outstanding in the field.
• If you get peanut butter on your doorknob, what should you do?
  • Use a door jam.
• Can you tell me what the left eye told the right eye?
  • “Between us, something smells.”
• In any room, what do you do to stay warm?
  • Hang out in the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.
• What is the purpose of cows having hooves instead of feet?
  • Because they lactose!
• Style frogs wear what?
  • Jumpsuits!
• Is there a reason why scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
  • If they forward they’d still be in the boat. 
• What do you call a zombie who writes music?
  • A decomposer. 
• How come chickens are so musical?
  • Because they have their own drumsticks.

Hilarious One Liners and Short Stories

• It was my intention to tell you guys a time travel joke, but you didn’t like it.
• I didn’t understand why the baseball kept growing.
  • Then it hit me.
• I made a playlist for hiking.
  • Music by Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem is included.
  • I call it my trail mix. 
• There is only one thing flat earthers fear…
  • is sphere itself. 
• I was horrified to learn that my six-year-old son wasn’t actually mine.
  • Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
• Tennis is my favorite sport, but I could never date a tennis player.
  • Love means nothing to them.
• I lent my friend money so that she could have plastic surgery.
  • I’ve been trying to get it back for months.
  • Unfortunately I have no idea what she looks like these days.
• We were invited to a seminar called “Mobbing at the workplace”.
  • I think I will skip this one.
  • I’m already pretty good at it.
• An old lady asked me to check her balance at the bank today.
  • So I pushed her over.
• Yesterday, someone stole my mood ring.
  • I still don’t know how I feel about that.

• As a result, I hug the people I hate so that I can dig a big hole in my backyard.
• Deodorant is like common sense.
  • The people who need it most never use it.

• Marriage is similar to a deck of cards.
  • Two hearts and a diamond are all you need at the beginning.
  • You wish you had a club and a spade by the end. 
• Microsoft Word, I am fairly certain I spelled my name correctly.
  • Sincerely, Everyone. 
• When I told my wife she had drawn her eyebrows too high, she was upset.
  • She looked surprised. 
• A few years ago, I threw a boomerang.
  • I now live in constant fear.
• Parachutes aren’t needed for skydiving.
  • You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. 

• I entered puns in a punt contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did. 
• What keeps me up at night:
  • If you place it gently, is it really littering? 
• Sometimes you might feel like no one cares about you, but you know who’s always there for you?
  • Laundry.
  • Laundry will always be there for you. 

• My life is like a romantic comedy, except there is no romance and I just laugh at my own jokes. 
• I was addicted to hokey pokey…
  • Thankfully, I was able to turn things around.  

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