Most Hilarious Jokes That Will Make You LOL Like No Other

Nothing is as great a stress-buster as a good joke. When you’ve had a long day, a joke is the perfect way to relax. They keep you in a good humour and keep you in a jovial mood. 

So, if you want to break the ice or spread some cheer among people, these hilarious jokes are for you.

Hilarious Jokes and Puns

  • When a snowman throws a tantrum, what do you call it?
    • A meltdown.
  • What was the coach’s reason for yelling at the vending machine?
    • He wanted his quarter back.
  • If you see a fireman, what should you do?
    • Put it out, man! 
  • Can you tell me what kind of shorts clouds wear?
    • Thunderwear. 
  • How does a squid fight?
    • Well-armed.
  • What part of your body dies last when you die?
    • The pupils…they dilate.
  • If you crossbreed a shark and a cow, what do you get?
    • I have no idea but I wouldn’t try milking it.
  • Do electric cars and diarrhea have anything in common?
    • The idea, “I will make it home.”
  • Can you tell me what kind of tea is hard to swallow?
    • Reality.
  • Is there a reason why the golfer brought two pairs of pants?
    • In case he got a hole in one.
  • What makes football stadiums so cold?
    • It has lots of fans!
  • Why are elephants so wrinkled?
    • Have you ever tried to iron one?
  • What is the hardest part of learning to skydive?
    • The ground!
  • What makes ducks so good at basketball?
    • They make fowl shots!
  • What makes ghosts bad liars?
    • Because you can see right through them!
  • Can you tell me what the pencil said to the paper?
    • Write on!”
  • When you cross a rabbit with a shellfish, what do you get?
    • An oyster bunny!
  • Is there a reason why leopards cannot hide?
    • Because he’s always spotted!
  • What made the scarecrow win an award?
    • It was outstanding in the field.
  • If you get peanut butter on your doorknob, what should you do?
    • Use a door jam.
  • Can you tell me what the left eye told the right eye?
    • Between us, something smells.”
  • In any room, what do you do to stay warm?
    • Hang out in the corner — it’s always 90 degrees.
  • What is the purpose of cows having hooves instead of feet?
    • Because they lactose!
  • Style frogs wear what?
    • Jumpsuits!
  • Is there a reason why scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
    • If they forward they’d still be in the boat. 
  • What do you call a zombie who writes music?
    • A decomposer. 
  • How come chickens are so musical?
    • Because they have their own drumsticks.

Hilarious One Liners and Short Stories

  • It was my intention to tell you guys a time travel joke, but you didn’t like it.
  • I didn’t understand why the baseball kept growing.
    • Then it hit me.
  • I made a playlist for hiking.
    • Music by Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem is included.
    • I call it my trail mix. 
  • There is only one thing flat earthers fear…
    • is sphere itself. 
  • I was horrified to learn that my six-year-old son wasn’t actually mine.
    • Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
  • Tennis is my favorite sport, but I could never date a tennis player.
    • Love means nothing to them.
  • I lent my friend money so that she could have plastic surgery.
    • I’ve been trying to get it back for months.
    • Unfortunately I have no idea what she looks like these days.
  • We were invited to a seminar called “Mobbing at the workplace”.
    • I think I will skip this one.
    • I’m already pretty good at it.
  • An old lady asked me to check her balance at the bank today.
    • So I pushed her over.
  • Yesterday, someone stole my mood ring.
    • I still don’t know how I feel about that.
  • As a result, I hug the people I hate so that I can dig a big hole in my backyard.
  • Deodorant is like common sense.
    • The people who need it most never use it.
  • Marriage is similar to a deck of cards.
    • Two hearts and a diamond are all you need at the beginning.
    • You wish you had a club and a spade by the end. 
  • Microsoft Word, I am fairly certain I spelled my name correctly.
    • Sincerely, Everyone. 
  • When I told my wife she had drawn her eyebrows too high, she was upset.
    • She looked surprised. 
  • A few years ago, I threw a boomerang.
    • I now live in constant fear.
  • Parachutes aren’t needed for skydiving.
    • You need a parachute to go skydiving twice. 
  • I entered puns in a punt contest hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did. 
  • What keeps me up at night:
    • If you place it gently, is it really littering? 
  • Sometimes you might feel like no one cares about you, but you know who’s always there for you?
    • Laundry.
    • Laundry will always be there for you. 
  • My life is like a romantic comedy, except there is no romance and I just laugh at my own jokes. 
  • I was addicted to hokey pokey…
    • Thankfully, I was able to turn things around.  

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