June Jokes Will Make You Laugh in the Warm Weather

As the weather gets warmer, people tend to be less serious, and this includes their sense of humor. However, that doesn’t mean there aren’t any funny jokes out there. You can find plenty of funny jokes to lighten the mood this summer, just like June jokes!

It’s time to stop taking ourselves so seriously. However, this doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t work hard. Rather, we can make our work more enjoyable. 

Hilarious June Jokes and Puns

  • When a fish starts its summer vacation in June, what do you call it?
    • A “relax-pirhana”!
  • What caused the scarecrow to go on vacation in June?
    • Because he needed a little “sunflower” therapy!
  • What do you call a month that’s always excited?
    • June-iper!
  • In June, how do you know if a joke is funny?
    • It “june”-tickles your funny bone!
  • When a bee is born in June, what do you call it?
    • A “june”-ior!
  • Has June already come to an end?
    • Julying.
  • What is the reason behind the popularity of the first day of June among truck drivers?
    • Only 4 more slumbers ’til Christmas.
  • During the month of July, how can you keep a dog from barking?
    • By shooting him in June.
  • Will there be a snap election in the UK?
    • That could mean that June is the end of May!
  • Transformers: Dark of the June
  • What makes pirates hate May, June, July, and August?
    • Because they don’t have Arrrrrs in them!
  • Nostalgia: What did June Cleaver say to her husband Ward first thing in the morning?
    • Don’t you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?
  • What would have happened if Hank Snow had married June Carter?
    • Six inches of Snow in June.
  • Between April and June does a month pass?
    • May be.
  • Did you hear about the people who became ill in June after eating bacon that was past its expiration date?
    • It was mayhem.
  • Why is the NBA over in June?
    • She likes it.
  • When your friend says it’s June 31st, what do you say?
    • July’d.
  • Before June 2015, what do you call a gay couple?
    • Partners in crime.
  • What makes lions stay with their families in June?
    • Because that’s **Pride** Month!

Crazy June One Liners and Stories

  • During the month of June,
    • my small daughter told me to guess how old she will be. 
  • Someone told me that today is the 1st of June.
    • However, they May be incorrect.
  • You’re like a schoolgirl in the month of June.
    • No class.
  • Theresa May steps down on June 7.
    • As a result, the last week of May is the first week of June.
  • The month of June has been struggling lately.
    • I’m pretty sure she’s dismayed.
  • Yesterday, I told my husband that I hate June Bugs.
    • He told me not to worry because they’ll all disappear in July.
  • June is known to be Pride month and there is no need to be surprised by this.
  • I emailed Netflix to inquire about Batman Forever.
    • They said, “No, just till the end of June”.
  • We should make June 19 Ray Mysterio’s day,
    • because it is 619.
  • There is a reason why June is Pride month…
    • It always happens before fall.
  • Even if a June night could talk,
    • it probably would boast about having invented romance.

Best June Quotes

  • “There are moments, above all on June evenings, when the lakes that hold our moons are sucked into the earth, and nothing is left but wine and the touch of a hand.
    • Charles Morgan
  • “It is the month of June, The month of leaves and roses, When pleasant sights salute the eyes and pleasant scents the noses.”
    • -Nathaniel Parker Willis
  • I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where it was always June. “
    • L. M. Montgomery
  • June is the gateway to summer.”
    • Jean Hersey

The June Challenge

Author’s Note

It’s good to be outside during this time of the year. We have the perfect weather to enjoy a variety of outdoor activities. Have some fun exchanging jokes! Be sure to share this hilarious June jokes. 

Here are some jokes that are perfect for this warm weather too. Have a good time outdoors.

What are your plans for June? Check out these 30 activities to help you jumpstart your summer!  

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