Funny Emo Jokes to Keep Your Cool during the Edgy Period

Do you know that feeling when you are sad, angry and frustrated all at the same time, and you don’t know how to control your emotions? Sadly, I’ve been there and don’t know how to control it. The one thing I have learned is that suppressing these feelings is like covering the sun with one hand. 

Check out these emo jokes to calm yourself down during edgy periods.

Funny Emo Jokes

• How would you call Sonic if he was emo?
  • Sonic the Edgy hog.
• Which browser does an emo like best?
  • Microsoft Edge.
• What happens when the president goes emo?
  • The great depression.
• Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
  • It was a Happy Meal.
• What makes emo jokes famous?
  • They cut deep.
• Do you know the song Sting wrote about his emo daughter?
  • Every little thing she does is sarcastic.
• How do you get an emo off your balcony?
  • You encourage them.
• Do you know about the emo secret agents?
  • It’s called “Men In Black Eyeliner”
• Emo left the bar for what?
  • Because it was happy hour.
• Do emo kids only drink herbal tea?
  • Because proper tea is theft.
• What do you call depressed Sesame Street?
  • Emo’s World.
• How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  • No, they all sit and cry in the dark.
• Why did the emo kid cross the road?
  • To get a box of tissues!
• What do you call an emo cancer patient?
  • Chemo.
• Have you heard of the Mexican emo band?
  • They’re called “Hispanic at the Disco”
• In a science classroom, what do you call two emos?
  • My Chemical Romance.
• The emo dolphin said what?
  • There’s no porpoise in life.
• What do you call an emo carrot?
  • An edgetable.
• Do emos and popcorn have anything in common?
  • They’re both white and flavorless.
• Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
  • So he could wake up inside.
• How do you call an emo kid in Hawaii?
  • A tropical depression.
• Emo kid, Jew, Mexican, and black guy jump off building, who wins?
  • Society.
• How do you get an emo out of a tree?
  • Cut the rope.
• The difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
  • A dead baby doesn’t cry.
• The emo kid said what to the other emo kid?
  • Stop crying. You’re stealing all of the negative attention.
• What’s a committee of emo kids called?
  • A cutting board.
• Why do emo kids always take midnight flights?
  • They prefer to take the red-eye.
• What do you call an emo veggie?
  • A despair-agus.
• How can you tell if an emo guy is hitting on you and not a regular dude?
  • He asks for your poetry blog instead of your phone number. 
• Gang members who are depressed?
  • An emoji… Emo g.
• When you see an emo kid outside a mall, what do you say?
  • You say anything and he would start crying. 
• Have you heard of the new emo pizza?
  • It cuts itself.
• What do you call a robotic emo who likes dark humor?
  • Cutting edge technology.
• Emo kids cartoons are called?
  • Disney XD.

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Hilarious Emo One Liners and Tweets

• Emo is to music as Terrorism is to society.
• I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to “Hang in there.”
• Last week, an emo kid joined the marines.
  • He made the cut.
• I don’t understand why people say emo kids don’t hang out.
  • I saw them hanging all day.
• I went to see a movie about emo.
  • I’d say it was cutting edge.
• Drive an emo insane:
  • Put ’em in a round room and tell them to go cry in the corner.
• Later, my bald dad commented on my hair.
  • My hair looked like an emo. I
  • told him he had hair like a chemo patient.
• An emo version of idioms.
  • Like, instead of “you’re barking up the wrong tree”, it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”. 
• Billy had 5 albums by The Cure. He bought two more.
  • He has what now? 
  • Depression.
  • Billy has depression. 
• Emo: When the weather starts getting nice but the only outfits you look good in are all black. (Tweet by bbiss666)
• If you don’t love me at my emo phase, you don’t deserve me at my refined emo phase. (Tweet by @remosdrive) 
• Emo All Grown Up: The fact that I own a brand new pair of converse that I have absolutely no desire to destroy by writing nevershoutnever lyrics all over is how I am truly a functioning adult now. (Tweet by @420jimins)