Country Jokes for Everyone Around the World

Country jokes are a special entity on their own! Jokes about different states and countries have been around for all time. 

These jokes are funny and will help you break the ice with people from other places. Here are some funny country jokes, puns, and one liners that are guaranteed to make you smile.

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Hilarious Country Jokes and Puns

  • What is the name of a bee that lives in America?
    • A USB.
  • What did Tennessee see that caused it to become speechless?
    • The same thing Arkansas.
  • What is the name of that country that is hot and cool at the same time?
    • It is called Chile.
  • Which country’s capital is growing the fastest?
    • Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
  • What is the favorite sport of Mexicans?
    • Cross country.
  • Where do French Fries come from?
    • Grease.
  • In an earthquake, what do you call a cow?
    • A milkshake.
  • What made the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
    • He was outstanding in his field. 
  • How do you describe a happy cowboy?
    • Jolly Rancher. 
  • What was the farmer’s method of finding his wife?
    • He tractor down. 
  • What happens if you sing country music backwards?
    • You get your wife and job back.
  • What’s up with the lack of Knock Knock jokes about America?
    • Because freedom rings.
  • What do you call a country singer who enjoys Indian food?
    • Curry Underwood.
  • How would you define a Russian string quartet?
    • A Soviet orchestra back from a US tour.
  • What has five eyes and lies on the water?
    • The Mississippi River.
  • Which country is the fastest in the world?
    • Rush-a!
  • In Mexico, how do sheep say Merry Christmas?
    • Fleece Navidad!
  • What country would dolphins live in if they lived on land?
    • Finland.
  • When the man shot a sick bald eagle, why was he arrested?
    • Because it’s ill-eagle.
  • What did the Atlanta rap duo that covered Queen songs call themselves?
    • Bohemian Rap City.
  • Which country has the fastest economy?
    • Iran.
  • Where did candy come from?
    • Sweeten.
  • Do you want my opinion on Mongolia?
    • It has its pros and Khans.
  • What do you call the Swiss president’s aircraft?
    • Tobler One.
  • When an earthquake hits the Horn of Africa, what happens?
    • It really shakes Djibouti!
  • Which country does not accept cash?
    • The Czech Republic. 
  • In Azerbaijan, what do kids do at the end of summer?
    • They go BAKU to school. 
  • Which country can bowl three strikes?
    • Turkey.
  • What is the best way to make a country girl like you?
    • A tractor!
  • Have you heard about the magic tractor that was in the news a while back?
    • It went down a road then turned into a field. 
  • Tina was a friend of mine who was always in a hurry.
    • I guess that’s why she’s from Argentina.
  • Question to Radio Armenia: “Is it possible for Communism to succeed in a capitalist country like the Netherlands, for example?”
    • Answer: “Of course it’s possible but what have the Netherlands ever done to you?”
  • If you ask anyone who has lost a leg serving our country,
    • they can show you what it really looks like.
  • I have decided that for my summer holidays…
    • I am Ghana go for a vacation to the continent of Africa.
  • Last year, I had to catch a flight to visit my friend on another continent and Oman.
    • Unfortunately, I missed my flight because of traffic.
  • A real country boy can survive,
    • unless you pretend, then you may get lost on your own land. 
  • After a deep thought I concluded:
    • Nepalis are the Chinese version of Chinese people. 

Country Knock-Knock and One-Liners

  • Knock, knock! 
    • Who’s there?
    • Armenia.
    • Armenia who?
    • Armenia every word I say!
  • Knock, knock!
    • Who’s there?
    • Francis.
    • Francis who?
    • France-is a country in Europe.
  • Knock, knock!
    • Who’s there?
    • Iran.
    • Iran who?
    • Iran over here to tell you this!
  • Knock, knock!
    • Who’s there?
    • Jamaica.
    • Jamaica who?
    • Jamaica me crazy!
  • Knock, knock!
    • Who there?
    • Spain.
    • Spain who?
    • Spain to have to keep knocking on this door!

Country jokes are funny, and if used in the right way can make you seem good-humored. We hope you enjoyed our article about funny jokes about different countries.

The world is a big place and there are many countries in it. It can be hard to know certain facts about countries other than your own. Read these fascinating facts about countries in the world.

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