Funny Cheese Jokes That Will Melt Your Heart

Cheese is used in the making of many foods and desserts. There are many types of cheese that can add a delightful taste to any food you make.

Everyone loves good cheese jokes, pun or one-liners. Here are 46 funny and silly jokes about cheese, plus some puns and one liners.

Hilarious Cheese Jokes

• What do you say to someone who tries to steal your cheese?
  • This is nacho cheese!
• Cheese likes what kind of music?
  • Roquefort ‘n’ Roll.
• When the cheese quit, what did he say to his boss?
  • “I’m leaving this place! I’m feta up!”
• The cheese turned down the offer for what reason?
  • It sounded to gouda to be true.
• If you can’t eat cheese, what do you have?
  • You have Allercheese.
• Have you heard about the cheese factory explosion in France?
  • There was nothing left but de Brie.
• Skateboarders eat what kind of cheese?
  • Shredded cheese.
• What did cheese-loving Lily get for her Jurassic Park-themed birthday party?
  • A gorgonzilla.
• When the cheese factory experienced a major power outage, what happened?
  • There was a meltdown.
• Why did the cheese refuse to be sliced for breakfast?
  • It had grater plans.
• What did little cheese write in the notebook at night?
  • Dear dairy, it has been long since I have written to you.
• In what way did Mr. Cheese paint his wife?
  • He Double Gloucester.
• What is the most popular genre of music among cheeses?
  • R ‘n’ Brie.
• What makes cheddar the most dangerous type of cheese?
  • Because it’s sharp.
• What makes Christmas the cheesiest holiday?
  • Because of baby cheese-us!
• What is cheese without crackers?
  • Crackalackin!
• Have you heard the cheesy weather forecast?
  • Rain with light Bries!
• What made the cheese smile?
  • It’s gouda brie a good day.
• How did I handle my cheese handkerchief?
  • I bleu my nose!
• What did the cheese yell at the other?
  • Leave provolone.
• Which cheese is the smartest?
  • Cheese whiz.
• When cheese goes on vacation, where does it stay?
  • At the Stilton.
• What did Helen Keller say when she was given a cheese grater?
  • That’s the worst book I ever read.
• In France, how do they refer to the Hunger Games?
  • Battle Royale with Cheese.
• How did the Cheesy Bible begin?
  • With Edam and Eve, obviously.
• Have you heard of the cheese that failed at the Olympics?
  • It collapsed at the final curdle.
• When should you keep a close watch on your cheese?
  • When it’s up to no Gouda. 
• How do you make a mouse smile?
  • Say cheese!
• Why did the cheese lose in a fight with a stone?
  • Because the Roquefort back.
• Which cheese is the saddest?
  • Blue cheese.
• When should you start a cheese diet?
  • If you need to cheddar a few pounds. 
• What is the biggest question a cheese lover has?
  • To brie or not to brie.
• What kind of cheese is made backwards?
  • Edam!
• Why is there no movie about Swiss cheese?
  • Because the plot has too many holes!
• What do they yell at cheese pantomimes?
  • He’s Brie-hind you!

Silly Cheese Puns and One Liners

• Trump just banned shredded cheese.
  • He wants to make America grate again.
• The other day, a kid threw some cheese at me as I walked down the street.
  • I thought, “That’s not very mature.”
• Yesterday, this guy threw cheese at me.
  • How dairy!
• Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan.
• I was told my jokes were cheesy,
  • but I think they’re pretty Gouda.
• If Cinderella made pizzas for a living,
  • would she be called Mozzarella?
• My blind uncle received a cheese grater…
  • He said it was the most violent thing he ever read.
• This weekend, I photographed a vegan wedding.
  • They kept getting mad when I told them to say cheese.
•  I used to work as a cheesemonger…
  • but I camembert it any longer.
•  I saw a Swiss cheese in church once…
  • It was very holey.
• Are you on a budget?
  • Use Post-Its to replace your cheese.

We hope you enjoyed our cheese jokes, puns, one-liners. Don’t you just love these jokes? Check out these Pizza jokes and McDonald jokes too. If you want even more fun, try these Country jokes!

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