Cajun Jokes That Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Cajun folks have a knack for telling jokes and they are known to be the funniest folks around.

This blog contains some of the best cajun jokes that you can use to brighten up even the most dreary days, so enjoy!

Hilarious Cajun Jokes, One Liners and Stories

  • What do you call a Cajun who never tells the truth?
    • Jumbolaya.
  • Is there a reason why the Cajun chef was successful in formula one?
    • Because he was a maque choux-maker. 
  • How do you describe an overweight Cajun conman?
    • A jumbo liar.
  • Interviewer: How often do you travel to Louisiana?
    • Me: Only on a Cajun.
  • What makes Cajuns better lovers?
    • Because they’ll eat anything.
  • Can you tell me what the Cajun ghost says?
    • Beaux!
  • People always ask me what alligator tastes like at my restaurant.
    • Despite the fact that it tastes great, we make ours with baby alligator, so it has a little bite to it.
  • In the morning I opened my door to some Jambalaya’s Witnesses.
    • They asked if I would like to buy some Cajun sauce to increase my salivation chances.
  • The other day, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were walking through the woods when a flying saucer landed nearby.
    • A door opened, and two little green aliens climbed down out of the spacecraft.
    • Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux, “Mais, look at dat. What you tink dat is?”
    • Boudreaux, aiming his shotgun at the little space critters, replied, “Thibodeaux, I don’ know, but you hurry back to de camp, put on de rice pot, and start makin’ a roux!
    • (A roux is a mixture of flour + fat, usually butter or oil. It is the basis for many Louisiana dishes.)
  • When Boudreaux and Thibodeaux went to a job interview, the boss came out of his office and gave them a test.
    • The test took about two hours to complete.
    • The boss picked them up and graded them.
    • After he finished, he said, “You both did well and passed the test. In fact, you both got the same grade.”
    • He then told Boudreaux he had been hired.
    • All of a sudden Thibodeaux jumped up and said, “Well wait, if we both scored the same grade, then why does Boudreaux get the job?”
    • Then the boss said, “Well because of your answers, for example, on number 25, Boudreaux wrote, ‘I don’t know,’ and you wrote, ‘me either.'”
  • Marie Paints the Kitchen.
    • It was a typical South Louisiana July afternoon.
    • There is a hundred degree temperature and a hundred percent humidity.
    • Hot and wet.
    • After working at the crawfish farm, Boudreaux returns home to find Marie wearing two heavy jackets instead of some old comfortable clothes.
    • On one of the hottest days of the year, Boudreaux asks Marie why she was dressed that way in July.
    • Marie tells him, “Mais Boudreaux, look on de can of paint.
    • It say, ‘For best results, put on two coats.’ So dat’s what I did’!”
  • “Marie,” Boudreaux whispered to his wife late one night, “would you get married again if I died?”
    • “Mais, yeh, I guess,” she replied.
    • “Would you sleep in de same bed with him?”
    • “Well, it’s de only bed in de house, so I guess I’d have to.”
    • “Would you make love to him?”
    • “Cher,” Marie said patiently, “I guess, since he would be my husband.”
    • “Would you give him my pickum-up truck?”
    • “No, Boudreaux. I wouldn’t give him your pick-up truck.” she yawned, “Besides, he doesn’t know how to drive a stick shift.”
  • Boudreaux and Marie had their first fight, and it was a big one.
    • After a while, Boudreaux said “When we got married, you promised to love, honor and obey.”
    • Marie replied, “I know. But I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all dem people at the wedding.”
  • Louisiana State Police had heard that illegal cock fights were becoming big in rural areas around Lafayette.
    • They sent in Boudreaux, their best undercover detective.
    • Boudreaux spent several weeks doing surveillance and reported the results to headquarters.
    • Boudreaux say, “Der is tree main group in dis cock fightin’ bisness.”
    • “Who are dey?”, his Sergeant asked.
    • Boudreaux replies, “De Aggies, De Cajuns, an de Mafia.”
    • “How you know?”, asked the sargeant?
    • “Well,” says Boudreaux, “I done seen da cock fight, Cher. I knowed da Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in de cock fight.”
    • “What about the others?” questioned the Sergeant.
    • “Well, I knowed da Cajuns was involved when sumbody bet on da duck. You know dem Cajuns, dey drink too much an say ‘Aw, what da hell?’, an dey’ll do anyting dats kinda crazy.”
    • “Mais, Boudreaux,” axed the Sergeant, “How you know da Mafia’s involve too?”
    • Boudreaux say, “Dat’s de easyiest part. De damn duck won!!”
  • Boudreaux says, “Thibodeaux, that’s a lovely new dog you’ve got there.”
    • Thibodeaux say, “Thank you, I got that for my wife”.
    • Boudreaux says ” Mais you made a good trade yea”.
  • A roughneck drinks poisoned beer from an old man.
    • An old Cajun man is sitting at the bar with a full beer in front of him.
    • Roughneck walks up, drinks his beer, slams bottle on bar and says “What are you going to do about that?”
    • Old Cajun man says “Maan nothing I guess. My luck has been really bad lately. A few months ago, my wife died, my house burned down two weeks ago, I went duck hunting this morning, my boat hit a stump and sank, and my best dog drowned. I come in here and order me self a whiskey and a beer…”
    • I drink the whiskey and I put poison in the beer.
    • I was just sitting here thinking about if I should drink the beer.
    • Maan enough about my problems.
    • How you feeling?
  • Get that quarter back.
    • A Cajun man takes his girlfriend to her first football game at LSU.
    • During half time, he asked her if she understood the game.
    • Yae I think so.
    • Before the game they flipped a quarter.
    • During each play everybody yells out, get that quarter back.
  • Backseat Drivers.
    • The other day, Boudreaux was driving his Cajun wife, Marie, and his very Cajun mother-in-law down the road.
    • Every couple of hundred yards, the two women would share something about his driving with him.
    • “Slow down! Watch the other car! Don’t drive so close to the center line! Look out for that curve!”
    • After a while this started to wear on Boudreaux.
    • As he approaches the shoulder of the road, he slams on the brakes.
    • Turning to Marie, he says, “Look, who’s driving dis car?  You . . . or your Momma?”
  • Lottery Wishes.
    • At a bus stop, two Cajuns (guess who) were waiting for a truck loaded with turf.
    • Boudreaux said “I’m gonna do dat when I win da lottery!”
    • “What’s dat” asked Thibodeaux.
    • “Send da lawn off to be mowed”
  • You know you’re from Louisiana when…
    • you live “down the bayou”.
  • You know you’re from Louisiana when…
    • your “fixin” to do something.
  • A Cajun man stands in front of a crowd at a political rally, and the candidate asks him if he has any questions.
    • The Cajun replies, “Yeah, I have one question. How do you feel about duck hunting? I’m for it!”
  • The judge asks a Cajun man if he has any questions at the courthouse.
    • The Cajun replies, “Yeah, I have a question. Do you accept MasterCard? I forgot my checkbook.”
  • I work in a Cajun restaurant, and everyone always asks what alligator tastes like.
    • It tastes great, but we make ours from baby alligators so it has a little bite to it.

Funny ‘You Might be a Cajun If’ Jokes

  • You Might be a Cajun If…
    • you start an angel food cake with a roux.
  • You Might be a Cajun If…
    • you think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids.
  • You Might be a Cajun If…
    • you gave up Tabasco for lent.
  • You Might be a Cajun If…
    • any of your dessert recipes call for jalapenos.
  • You Might be a Cajun If…
    • watching the “wild kingdom” inspires you to write a cookbook.
  • You Might be a Cajun If…
    • Fred’s lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry.
  • You Might be a Cajun If…
    • watching the “wild kingdom” inspires you to write a cookbook.
  • You Might be a Cajun If…
    • Fred’s lounge in Mamou means more to you than the Grand Ole Opry.

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