It’s been a long day! You’ve been working hard all day and now you’re just too exhausted to carry on. All you can think about is heading home and resting your head on your pillow. Yes, it has been a long day, but have you thought about what you’re going to do to wind down before falling asleep? Instead of just going to bed after having dinner, why not make the most of your evening?
Here are the funniest Good Night Jokes to help you wind down and have a good night sleep. Find more laughs and inspiration with hiking quotes, funny quotes from famous people, and timeless Yoda quotes.
Hilarious Good Night Jokes and Messages
- Good night, sleep well, and may your dreams be so sweet that even your dentist is impressed!
- Good night, and remember, sleep is like a time machine that takes you back to breakfast.
- Good night, sleep tight, and don’t let existential crisis bugs bite you!
- Good night, and remember, a well-rested individual is dangerously productive!
- Good night, and may your dreams be filled with kittens, rainbows, and unlimited pizza.
- How can you not be tired after going without sleep for seven days?
- Sleep at night.
- Is there a reason why the chicken didn’t get a kiss goodnight?
- Because she had fowl breath.
- Was there anything the snake gave to his wife?
- A goodnight hiss!
- What makes you go to bed at night?
- Because it won’t come to you.
- Is there a reason why British people struggle to sleep well at night?
- Because the sun never sets.
- Why can’t bees fly at night?
- Because they’re too buzzed.
- In the evenings, what does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do?
- He stays up wondering if there really is a dog.
- Have you heard about the neighbor who banged on a guy’s front door at midnight?
- Luckily for him, he was still up playing his bagpipes.
- If you encounter a bear, what should you do?
- If It’s brown, lie down.
- If It’s black, fight back.
- If It’s white, say goodnight.
- If It’s black and white, you kung fu fight.
- Can you tell me how cops greet their children at night?
- “You have the right to remain silent.”
- How do you get a woman to open up and talk about everything on her mind with just one word?
- “Goodnight.”
- Sleep is for the weak.
- It’s time for me to go to bed, goodnight.
- Santa from the south would say…
- Goodnight to y’all, and to y’all a good night.
- As far as I know, I have never been caught smoking weed.
- But I’m pretty sure my parents know sober people don’t give goodnight handshakes.
- Don’t fall asleep during class tomorrow, my friend, so call it a day and go to bed!
- Good night to you!
- Don’t sleep so tight you can’t hear.
- When I visited your house earlier, I found bed bugs.
- Be on the lookout.
- Goodnight my friend.
- You cannot be replaced by anything except a good night’s sleep in my life.
- I am off to it, you do that too.
- Love yaa.
- Sweet dreams.
- Good night!
- Please stay away from my dream; I don’t want a nightmare tonight.
- Good night, sweetheart.
- Do not call me if you have a nightmare tonight.
- I need to sleep.
- Don’t waste your time thinking about your lost past.
- Don’t waste time planning your future.
- You’d better kill some mosquitoes at that time so you can sleep better.
- Good Night.
- Eventually, this beautiful body gives up and goes to sleep.
- Friends, people sleep serenely in their beds at night because rough men stand ready to commit violence for them.
- Good night!
- You are the last thing I think of before I go to bed each night.
- When you can’t sleep because you’re always staring at your phone, just switch it off and enjoy your sleep.
- Good night.
- All you need to do is think about me to have a sweet dream.
- Good night!
- Last night, I dreamed I was eating curry.
- When I woke up, my pillow was missing.
- I just wanted to remind you that you don’t have to say goodnight to Facebook or Twitter.
- You can just shut up.
Goodnight Quotes
- Night is the wonderful opportunity to take rest, to forgive, to smile, to get ready for all the battles that you have to fight tomorrow.
- – Allen Ginsberg
- I promise to be the warrior who fights all your nightmares and the messenger who brings all your sweet dreams. Good night.
- – Unknown
- I think the best way to get a good night sleep is to work hard throughout the day. If you work hard and, of course, work out.
- – William H. McRaven
- All I wish is that the nights when we are together would never end. When we are apart, I cannot bear it. Good night, my love.
- – Unknown
- Parting is such a sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight till it be morrow.
- – William Shakespeare
- Everyone winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.
- – Andy Warhol
- To all the girls who didn’t get a goodnight text, you’re all beautiful! Tomorrow is a new day, make it a good one! Goodnight!
- – Unknown
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Author’s Note
Good night is not just a simple phrase; it’s a wish for peaceful slumber and sweet dreams wrapped in a cozy blanket of humor. Laughter at bedtime is the perfect way to drift off to sleep with a smile.
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