A-maize-ing Popcorn Jokes That Will Never Make You Sound Corn-y

Who doesn’t like popcorn? Nobody!

Popcorn is a nice snack during movies, it’s also great for any other occasion, as well as for fun. And as many other great things in life, popcorn has a funny side. 

Take a look at these awesome popcorn jokes that will make you and your colleagues laugh. Go ahead and laugh your heart out.

Funny Popcorn Jokes and Puns

  • Can you tell me who ordered the corn to pop?
    • The Kernel.
  • What caused the kernel to turn into popcorn one fine day?
    • Because it was a hot day.
  • I wonder what the popcorn bags said to one another?
    • “I bet you’re pretty pop-ular.”
  • What’s the reason there aren’t many jokes about popcorn?
    • Because they are corny.
  • Is there a reason why Mr Corn could not travel by aeroplane?
    • Because his ears would pop.
  • What makes popcorn so close to the military?
    • Because they have a lot of kernels.
  • Can you tell me what the difference is between popcorn and pea soup?
    • Anyone can pop corn, but you can’t pee soup.
  • Can you tell me what happened to the very angry kernel?
    • He became popcorn.
  • Can you tell me what the kernel’s friend asked him?
    • “What’s popping?”
  • When I accidentally stepped on a kernel, what happened?
    • I became a cereal killer.
  • Is there a reason why one of the five kernels didn’t pop?
    • He was wearing sunscreen.
  • Is there a music that makes popcorn dance?
    • Hip Pop.
  • Is there a reason why everyone believed the corn’s story?
    • Because there was a kernel of truth to it.
  • Can you tell me what the baby corn said to momma corn?
    • “Where is pop corn?”
  • Do you have a term for “corny” metal bands?
    • PopKORN!
  • Do you know what you call someone who only eats popcorn?
    • A corn-ivore.
  • What caused the kernel not to leave the popper?
    • He was cornfused. 
  • When changing its jacket, what makes a loud noise, becomes larger, but weighs less?
    • Popcorn!
  • What is a popcorn’s favorite topping for pizza?
    • Popperoni.
  • In what language does a popcorn call its favorite flower?
    • Poppies.
  • On a farm, why shouldn’t you tell a secret?
    • Because the corn has ears!
  • Which music is corn’s favorite?
    • Pop.
  • What was the reason for the officer arresting the popcorn?
    • It was guilty of all salt and buttery.
  • What makes popcorn better than a movie?
    • Because they are just so much butter.
  • When it comes to popcorn chicken, what does KFC use?
    • Chicken colonels.
  • Can zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
    • No, they eat the fingers separately.
  • What made the chicken jump into the popcorn bag?
    • The kernel was looking for him.
  • Gymnasts put what on their popcorn?
    • Sommer-salt. 
  • What do you call a single piece of popcorn?
    • A uni-corn!

Hilarious Lines About Popcorn 

  • In a popcorn bag, it’s awkward to touch hands with a woman.
    • Especially if you don’t know her and she doesn’t know that you’re eating her popcorn.
  • For a margin call, I called AMC customer service to ask about using popcorn vouchers.
    • The short answer is no.
  • I’m going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels before I die.
    • My cremation is going to be epic.
  • Popcorns can see just like everybody else through their corn-ea.
  • When the popcorn found his long lost friend, he promised to pop over to his place.
  • Movie theater popcorn sellers have my greatest respect.
    • They make a lot of corn-cessions at work.
  • Never trust corn when you’re in a soup for good advice.
    • They are wet behind the ears.
  • Microwave popcorn is cheaper than smoke alarms, so I tape it to the ceiling.
  • The cinema banned me for throwing popcorn at people’s heads.
    • I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter.
  • At the Air Force base, there was a bad accident.
    • A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.
  • When corn kernel was invited to a party, he told the pot that he just popped in for a few minutes and left. 
  • After graduating from college, a bag of popcorn received corn-gratulations.
  • Did we check all the food to see if exploding it would make it better?
    • Or did we just stop with corn? 
  • The experience of walking into Target is like walking into a Disney park.
    • It smells like popcorn and credit card tears.

Get a good laugh with these cake jokes, pasta jokes, and pizza puns. It’s definitely hilarious to hear jokes about yummy snacks. 

Hey, popcorn lovers. Take a love at these mouthering fun facts about your favorite snacks. This is definitely an interesting read! 

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