A-maize-ing Popcorn Jokes That Will Never Make You Sound Corn-y

Who doesn’t like popcorn? Nobody!

Popcorn is a nice snack during movies, it’s also great for any other occasion, as well as for fun. And as many other great things in life, popcorn has a funny side. 

Take a look at these awesome popcorn jokes that will make you and your colleagues laugh. Go ahead and laugh your heart out.

Funny Popcorn Jokes and Puns

• Can you tell me who ordered the corn to pop?
  • The Kernel.

• What caused the kernel to turn into popcorn one fine day?
  • Because it was a hot day.

• I wonder what the popcorn bags said to one another?
  • “I bet you’re pretty pop-ular.”

• What’s the reason there aren’t many jokes about popcorn?
  • Because they are corny.

• Is there a reason why Mr Corn could not travel by aeroplane?
  • Because his ears would pop.

• What makes popcorn so close to the military?
  • Because they have a lot of kernels.

• Can you tell me what the difference is between popcorn and pea soup?
  • Anyone can pop corn, but you can’t pee soup.

• Can you tell me what happened to the very angry kernel?
  • He became popcorn.

• Can you tell me what the kernel’s friend asked him?
  • “What’s popping?”

• When I accidentally stepped on a kernel, what happened?
  • I became a cereal killer.

• Is there a reason why one of the five kernels didn’t pop?
  • He was wearing sunscreen.

• Is there a music that makes popcorn dance?
  • Hip Pop.

• Is there a reason why everyone believed the corn’s story?
  • Because there was a kernel of truth to it.

• Can you tell me what the baby corn said to momma corn?
  • “Where is pop corn?”

• Do you have a term for “corny” metal bands?
  • PopKORN!

• Do you know what you call someone who only eats popcorn?
  • A corn-ivore.

• What caused the kernel not to leave the popper?
  • He was cornfused. 

• When changing its jacket, what makes a loud noise, becomes larger, but weighs less?
  • Popcorn!

• What is a popcorn’s favorite topping for pizza?
  • Popperoni.

• In what language does a popcorn call its favorite flower?
  • Poppies.

• On a farm, why shouldn’t you tell a secret?
  • Because the corn has ears!

• Which music is corn’s favorite?
  • Pop.

• What was the reason for the officer arresting the popcorn?
  • It was guilty of all salt and buttery.

• What makes popcorn better than a movie?
  • Because they are just so much butter.

• When it comes to popcorn chicken, what does KFC use?
  • Chicken colonels.

• Can zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
  • No, they eat the fingers separately.

• What made the chicken jump into the popcorn bag?
  • The kernel was looking for him.

• Gymnasts put what on their popcorn?
  • Sommer-salt. 

• What do you call a single piece of popcorn?
  • A uni-corn!

Hilarious Lines About Popcorn 

• In a popcorn bag, it’s awkward to touch hands with a woman.
  • Especially if you don’t know her and she doesn’t know that you’re eating her popcorn.

• For a margin call, I called AMC customer service to ask about using popcorn vouchers.
  • The short answer is no.

• I’m going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels before I die.
  • My cremation is going to be epic.

• Popcorns can see just like everybody else through their corn-ea.

• When the popcorn found his long lost friend, he promised to pop over to his place.

• Movie theater popcorn sellers have my greatest respect.
  • They make a lot of corn-cessions at work.

• Never trust corn when you’re in a soup for good advice.
  • They are wet behind the ears.

• Microwave popcorn is cheaper than smoke alarms, so I tape it to the ceiling.

• The cinema banned me for throwing popcorn at people’s heads.
  • I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter.

• At the Air Force base, there was a bad accident.
  • A jeep ran over a bag of popcorn and killed two kernels.

• When corn kernel was invited to a party, he told the pot that he just popped in for a few minutes and left. 

• After graduating from college, a bag of popcorn received corn-gratulations.

• Did we check all the food to see if exploding it would make it better?
  • Or did we just stop with corn? 

• The experience of walking into Target is like walking into a Disney park.
  • It smells like popcorn and credit card tears.

Get a good laugh with these cake jokes, pasta jokes, and pizza puns. It’s definitely hilarious to hear jokes about yummy snacks. 

Hey, popcorn lovers. Take a love at these mouthering fun facts about your favorite snacks. This is definitely an interesting read!