Non Jokes That You Can’t Resist Laughing At

Have you ever heard a joke but didn’t really understand it, and then you heard it again and again and again, but you still didn’t understand it, but that didn’t stop you from laughing?

Most jokes are funny because they tap into your daily experiences in ways that you can relate to. 

Not all jokes are funny, but these non jokes are. They are the non jokes that you can’t resist laughing at and will definitely spread around your circle.

Funniest Non Jokes

  • If a joke isn’t funny, what is it called?
    • A sentence.
  • After 1987, what happened?
    • 1988.
  • What did the stranger say to the other?
    • Nothing. They didn’t know each other.
  • Is there something brown and sticky?
    • A stick.
  • What do you call a dog without legs?
    • It doesn’t matter what you call him, he isn’t coming. 
  • What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
    • A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum. 
  • Did one Frenchman say something to the other?
    • I have no idea; I don’t speak French.
  • When the farmer lost his tractor, what did he say?
    • “Where’s my tractor?”
  • What makes 6 afraid of 7?
    • It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
  • Would you like to hear something that will make you smile?
    • Your face muscles.
  • Did one cat say anything to the other?
    • Meow. 
  • Susie was crying for what reason?
    • Everyone was throwing bricks at her. 
  • What was the purpose of putting cream on the chicken first?
    • It didn’t. It put jam on first, obviously.
  • Is there something blue that smells of red paint?
    • Blue paint. 
  • What caused Benjamin to get sick after eating too much ice cream?
    • He was lactose intolerant.
  • Is there anything that makes you laugh harder than your own child?
    • A whoopie cushion.
  • Katie broke open her piggy bank for what reason?
    • She ran out of money.
  • Is there a reason why the chicken did not cross the street?
    • Because it was a hen. 
  • Is there anything orange and parrot-like?
    • A carrot.
  • What was the name of Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger’s daughter?
    • Patty!
  • What caused bread and margarine to break up?
    • Because he found a butter lover.
  • What is red and very bright for your teeth?
    • A flying brick. 
  • T-Rex’s cannot clap their hands. Why is that?
    • Because they are extinct.
  • Number 7 told number 9 what?
    • Nothing, numbers don’t talk.
  • What is the name of the talking turtle?
    • A cartoon.
  • What did one cake say when the other asked how hot the oven was?
    • Yes, it’s around 180 degrees Celsius.
  • Is there a food a unicorn loves to eat?
    • Nothing, because unicorns don’t exist.
  • What is the oddest thing you can imagine?
    • Numbers that can’t be divided by two.
  • When you cut down a tree, what happens?
    • It falls down
  • What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
    • One from their family, they probably haven’t seen them in a while.

Have a great time with these Butt jokes and Neighbor jokes that will surely make you ROFL. Also, be witty with your friends with these Starbucks jokes.

Short but Hilarious Non Jokes & Puns

  • Vodka is just potatoes who chose the right career path.
  • Gray hair is simply your hair printer out of ink.
  • As a woman ages, she begins to acquire cats.
    • This is known as Manypaws. 
  • Liquor store owner: do you need help?
    • Me: Yes, but I came here instead. 
  • The patient told the surgeon that he couldn’t feel his legs.
    • “I know, I amputated your arms.” the surgeon replied. 
  • Two muffins are in the oven.
    • One says, “Dang, it’s hot in here.”
    • The other replies, “Yeah, it’s probably 350 degrees.”
  • In a bar, a horse walked in.
    • As people spotted the potential danger in the situation, they got up and left.
  • There was nobody at the house when this girl invited me over.
    • When I arrived, nobody was home.
  • The truth is, I do not skateboard.
    • I’m scared of falling and getting hurt. 
  • To me, my husband appears too immature.
    • Then he told me to get out of his fort.

In all honesty, there are many more non jokes that you can’t resist laughing at. Please feel free to add your non jokes to the comments section. Lets all share some laughs over these nonsense jokes.

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Megha Sharma

Megha is the heart of - When waking up in the morning, her first thought always is how to create a smile on someone's face before breakfast. Her passion are jokes for the youngest and about animals.

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