Rain Jokes That Will Make Your Rainy Season Brighter

It’s raining, it’s pouring. Hallelujah! It’s raining, it’s pouring. Amen! It’s raining, it’s pouring. It’s raining again.

You don’t have to restrict yourself to talking about rain as a wet and boring thing. You can also use it as a fun and humorous topic. Just how? With rain jokes! 

For many people, rain is a source of frustration. It can be an inconvenience, a threat to your day, and a waste of time. However, worry not. Below are the jokes that will make your rainy season brighter! 

Hilarious Rain Jokes

  • The raincoat went to the school dance for what reason?
    • Because it wanted to “rain” on everyone’s parade!
  • Can you tell me what a cloud’s favorite game is?
    • Rain-go seek!
  • What does a raindrop say when it apologizes?
    • It says, “Sorry for the downpour!”
  • What is the favorite musical instrument of a raindrop?
    • The thunder drum!
  • As they fell from the sky, what did one raindrop say to the other?
    • “We’re falling for each other!”
  • What makes a cloud happy?
    • It finds the silver lining!
  • Why do sailors eat shellfish when it’s going to rain?
    • Because It’s the clam before the storm.
  • Why shouldn’t you fight with a rain cloud?
    • If you do, he’ll storm out on you.
  • What did you find in all that rain during your vacation?
    • Well, we just went outside, and there it was.
  • I wonder what one little raindrop said to the other?
    • Two is company and three’s a cloud.
  • Do bees fly in the rain?
    • Not without their yellow jackets.
  • Is there anything worse than raining cats and dogs?
    • Hailing taxis.
  • Which animal is known as the world’s wettest?
    • Rain-deer.
  • Rain clouds wear what type of pants?
    • Thunderwear.
  • What do books wear when it’s wet and rainy?
    • Rain quotes.
  • What’s all wet and likes to shake?
    • It’s an earthquake when it’s raining.
  • What was the man thinking when he used ketchup in the rain?
    • Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
  • How is a cloud wrapped?
    • With a rainbow.
  • Do you know when it rains money?
    • When there is “change” in the weather.
  • Can you tell the difference between a horse and the weather?
    • One is reined up and the other rains down.
  • What happens before it rains candy?
    • It sprinkles!
  • And what do you call a month’s worth of rain?
    • England.
  • In Seattle, what does daylight saving time mean?
    • An extra hour of rain.
  • How do you describe dangerous precipitation?
    • A rain of terror.
  • What is the Queen’s favorite kind of precipitation?
    • Reign!
  • The evaporating raindrops said what?
    • I’m going to pieces.
  • What is the favorite song of the New York fireman?
    • It’s raining men.
  • I wonder what the ghost knights said to the cloud king?
    • Our souls will rain forever.
  • What did the rainwater say when it ran off the road?
    • Grate. Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
  • How come the light rain didn’t hit the target?
    • It just mist.
  • Which weather is king’s favorite?
    • Hail.
  • How do you describe a bear in the rain?
    • A drizzly bear
  • Do you know why Britain is the wettest country in the world?
    • Because royalty has reigned there for centuries.
  • Why does a mother kangaroo hate the rain?
    • Because on those days the kids have to play inside.
  • What goes up when spring rain comes down?
    • An umbrella.
  • Who is everyone listening to, but never believing?
    • The weatherman.
  • Why does it never rain two nights in a row?
    • Because there is a day between.
  • What’s the best place to buy a rain forest?
    • Amazon.
  • What does rain do before getting married?
    • It precipiDATES.

For more laughs, take a look at these tropical jokes, cold jokes and these spring jokes

Funny Rain Short-Liners

  • The only thing my wife has done since it started raining is stare sadly through the stupid window.
    • If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
  • In a stream, two fish were swimming when it began to rain “Quick”.
    • Let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
  • If you are driving in Sweden when it is raining, you must turn on your headlights.
    • Which is great but how am I supposed to know if its raining in Sweden?
  • Today it started raining coins outside.
    • I guess it’s just climate change.
  • Two fleas were walking out of a bar when they realized it was raining.
    • One turned to the other and asked – Shall we walk or take a dog?
  • If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think it’s cute to tell them “God is crying”.
    • And if the kid asks why is God is crying, another cute thing to tell the kid is “probably because of something you did”.
  • The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite. 
  • Person A: I got wet from the rain. 
    • Person B: Really? You get turned on by the weirdest thing. 

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Author’s Note

Rain jokes are like the gentle pitter-patter of laughter that brighten even the gloomiest of days. They remind us that rain, like humor, is a natural part of life that can be celebrated with a smile. So, whether you’re dancing in the rain or simply enjoying a cozy day indoors, remember that humor, like raindrops, can refresh and renew your spirits, making even the wettest days a little brighter.

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