30+ Toe-Tally Funny Feet Jokes You Can't Help But Laugh At

Are you ready for a good laugh? We have compiled a list of 30+ hilarious feet jokes that will tickle your funny bone. From puns to one-liners, these jokes are sure to make you smile.

We all know that feet can be a sensitive topic, but we believe that laughter is the best medicine. Whether you have big feet, small feet, or just plain weird feet, these jokes will have you laughing out loud. So, sit back, relax, and let us entertain you!

Funny Feet Jokes

We love a good laugh, and what’s better than a funny joke? A funny joke about feet! Here are some of our favorite funny feet jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone.

Puns

What made the feet go to the beach?
- Because they wanted to have a “toe”-tally awesome time!
A dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary is called what?
- A thesaurus!
What is the best way to make a tissue dance?
- You put a little “boogie” in it, just like feet on the dance floor!
Is there a reason why the foot brought a pencil to the party?
- Because it wanted to draw attention to itself!
When a sock is happy, how do you know?
- It has a great “toe”-titude!
The foot went to the doctor for what reason?
- Because it had a sole.
When a foot is injured, what do you call it?
- A foot in the door.
What caused the grape to stop in the middle of the road?
- Because it ran out of juice…and feet!
The foot went to the doctor for what reason?
- Because it was feeling a little corny!
Can you name a foot that’s always on the move?
- A sole survivor!
Is there a reason why feet don’t like to go to the beach?
- Because they always end up covered in sand!
How do you describe a foot that’s been in a car accident?
- A tire-d!
What caused the foot to break up with the sock?
- Because it was smelly and they couldn’t toe-lerate it anymore!
My plan was to tell you a joke about my feet,
- but I think I might have cold feet.
What caused the grape to stop in the middle of the road?
- It ran out of juice!
I was feeling a little down, but then I put on my favorite shoes and now I feel great…
- or at least on top of my soles.

After asking my foot if it wanted to walk,
- but it was already heel-ing.
I don’t always wear shoes, but when I do, I like to wear loafers.
- They’re my sole mate.
Is there a reason why some people never wear shoes?
- They prefer to live life footloose and fancy-free.
My brother’s shoes were too big for me, so I tried walking in them.
- I guess you could say I was toe-tally unprepared.
The doctor told me to elevate my foot,
- so I put it on a pedestal.

It’s unbelievable how expensive shoes are these days.
- I guess you could say they really put a dent in my sole.
As a result, I bought some slippers to keep my feet warm.
- Now I can say my feet have a sole purpose.

One-Liners

I have a foot fetish…
- I like to put my foot in my mouth.
I have a bad case of athlete’s foot.
- Running too much…away from my problems is what I think is causing it.
I don’t always wear socks, but when I do, I wear two different pairs.
I tried organizing a hide-and-seek tournament, but it failed.
- Good players are hard to find!
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high.
- She looked surprised.

Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Olive.
- Olive who?
- Olive shoes, do you?
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry, it’s just a joke about feet.
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Foot.
- Foot who?
- Foot the bill, it’s your turn to pay.
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Don’t cry, it’s just my big feet!
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up and take your shoes off!
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the socks, you put on your big feet!
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Justin.
- Justin who?
- Just in time to see my big feet!
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Hoof.
- Hoof who?
- Don’t you recognize these big feet?
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Owl.
- Owl who?
- Owl you gonna fit those big feet in those tiny shoes?
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Ken.
- Ken who?
- Ken you please help me find shoes for my big feet?
Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Feet.
- Feet who?
- Feet don’t fail me now, I need to find some shoes that fit!

Bonus Jokes

What caused the feet to break up?
- They were sole mates, but they couldn’t put their best foot forward.
How do you refer to a group of feet?
- A sole train.
Is there a reason why the man put his foot in the freezer?
- He wanted to have cold feet for his wedding.