Funny Love Jokes That Will Have You Giggling Without the Gag Reflex

Love is a beautiful thing. It’s also hilarious and awkward. There are few things in this life that will have you rolling on the floor laughing without feeling completely disgusting at what you just heard, but love might be one of them.

Here is a list of some hilariously embarrassing love jokes to make your day brighter!

Romantic One-Liners

  • You stick around like dandruff because I can never get rid of you from my head no matter how hard I try. 
  • Just like my asthma, you just take my breath away. 
  • I had a date with a welder. The sparks were flying!
  • A new girlfriend of mine works at a zoo. I think she’s a keeper.
  • You must be a snowflake because I fell for you.
  • Love is losing someone in the temple of hell and caring about their safe return there.
  • I met my boyfriend on the internet. When my mother asked him what line he used on me, he replied, “I simply used a modem.”
  • Even without gravity, I would still fall for you.
  • Falling in love is like going deep into a river. It is much simpler to go in than to get out.
  • Although we aren’t socks, I believe we would make a great pair.
  • Although I don’t know your name yet, it must be Wi-Fi because I feel so strongly connected to you.
  • Even though I’m no photographer, I can picture us together.
  • Love is like farting. If you try to force it, you’ll ruin it.

Jokes About Love Questions With Loving Answers

  • How did the baseball player find it so difficult to date? He always had problems getting to first base.
  • Would you consider yourself French? Because Eiffel for you.
  • What is the main reason you shouldn’t date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
  • Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day? Yes, it is the 14th of February.
  • If you fall in love with a chef, what happens? You get buttered up.
  • Did you ever go fishing before? I am only asking because I believe we should hook up.
  • When two vampires went on their first date, what happened? It was love at first bite!
  • Marriage does what? A ring is placed on a woman’s finger, and two are placed under a man’s eyes.
  • Have you heard about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.

Funny Love Jokes on Knock Knock Entries

  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore, who? Eyesore really loves you a lot.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juno. Juno, who? Did juno that you’re the love of my life?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Frank. Frank, who? Frank you so much for loving me.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? I love. I love, who? I love you too!!!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice, who? Candice be love that I am feeling right now?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana, who? Iguana love you always and forever.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew, who? Honeydew you know how much I love you?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange, who? Orange you going to hug me instead of just standing there?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline, who? In my heart, I believe I’m Pauline in love with you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leena. Leena, who? Leena little closer so I can kiss you!
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and it does not matter who knows it.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl, who? Owls love you always.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Halibut. Halibut, who? Halibut you giving me a kiss?
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben, who? I’ve Ben thinking about you all day.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana, who? Ivana would love to spend my life with you.
  • Knock, knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin, who? In this world, muffin can separate us.

Love is a complicatedly crazy phenomenon, which can force you to do things you never thought possible, like watching a movie for the thousandth time or eating an entire Oreo by yourself. 

We would love to hear what you think and how you love to make jokes in the comments section below. Let’s bring out all the crazy sides of us!

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