Ok I’ve got some really funny short jokes for you today, so excuse the intro and on we go…

Whats the difference between cowboy hats and tampons? Cowboy hats are for assholes!

A bit of a rude joke… but Classic all the same!

Patient: “Doctor, I’ve got a strawberry stuck up my bum.”
DOCTOR: “I’ve got some cream for that.”

Boy I love these! Right another…

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen.” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, “That driver just insulted me!” The man says, “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”

Ok another…

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”

I’ve heard these a dozen times and I’m still in hysterics over here!

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8:30!”

The guy replies, “Why? What happened at 8:30?”

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